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Saturday, December 31, 2005
Joss Q and A
OnBuffy, Spike, Serenity, Wonderwoman, and more! [read it]

R.I.P.2k5
Well, the last week of '05 has been a drag. I have worked 12 hour days all week, went in for a full day yesterday even though the rest of the company was off (although I did manage to escape to see pride and prejudice, which was wonderful) and today I need to work more from home on both Shaklee and Luxtron stuff.

The rest of the year seemed satisfactory enough. Good concerts, good friends, good parties, not too much drama other than getting myself official in the Shaklee rulebook. Even that is done and over. Had some really great trips to Coachella, SDCC, and Hawaii with some great people, and moved to my new pee free apartment. (those of you who don't know what that means, count your blessings.)

All in all a good year. I am excited about 2k6 and finally being my dream age - 28. :-)

Now it is off to shower, take care of some stuff and head down to Kingman for working while my car gets worked on and then some NYE fun w/ the peeps.

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Thursday, December 29, 2005
Pet my tummy, bitch
Serioulsy.

Do it now.

Stop laughing at me.

I mean it.


The look that makes me laugh every time...
Little Pea H'aad says "yo"


Gotta love the camera phone for always being there when you need it.

 
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Casanova, the movie
Well, we went to see Pride and Prejudice on Monday evening, but it was sold out, so we settled for Casanova. Actually it was funny, and cute, and entertaining. I would recommend it across the board. Heath Ledger is really good, actually, and it reminds me a lot of Much Ado About Nothing, in that "Shakespear might have written this if he were alive today" sort of way. Classic comedy set in old world Venice...

BTW, there's eye candy for the boys and the girls in this one, so don't be shy about Netflixing it, boys (if you do, your girlfriends will love you even more!)

A break from my sponsor: Mom
So I went with my mom to the after Christmas sales and found a new printer that looked oh-so-useful as I can't find the damned power cable for mine since I moved. It was sold out of the stores and actually got an 8.9 on CNET, which is really good. Since it was, in fact, sold out, Best Buy is mailing me one and I should have it by Friday! the best part of this is that my mom bought it for me as my "Birthday Present" along with a bunch of well needed work clothes.

It's a Cannon Pixima MP500:


I love that I can throw my card in there from my camera and pop out pictures for people, it has a really nice DPI for such a cheap machine, and has a scanner and copyer, which will make my life easier (and I can throw out the monolith that is my scanner).

Anyway, YAY!

Brain, slowly peeling out of my skull......
Was at work until 9 last night.

Will be here until then at least tonight.

Sigh.

Rowling To Start Last Potter
Harry Potter creator J.K. Rowling wrote on her official Web site that she will begin writing the seventh and final volume in her best-selling series in January. [more]

Kahn Wars?
Paramount confirmed to the Hollywood North Report Web site that it will re-release Star Trek: The Animated Series on DVD in mid-to-late 2006. [via]

 
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Random sad news about Mike Meyers
Austin Powers star Mike Myers is splitting with his wife of 12 years, Robin Ruzan, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.

My god people, let it die already: Alias To Live On?
Jeff Pinkner, an executive producer of ABC's spy drama Alias, told TV Guide Online that the franchise may live on after the series finale this spring, either in a spinoff, a feature film or some other form. "I would say we haven't seen the end of all things Alias," Pinkner told the site. "There are versions of this show which could exist after this season. There are plenty of stories we'd love to tell." [more]

Pirates 2 Website up
Arrr matie! [shiver me timbers]

ZOMBIES: LIVING DEAD in 3D
A new German film company, Lux Digital Pictures, is working on a 3-D remake of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.

Lux and producer-director Jeff Broadstreet describe the project as a "homage" to George Romero's film, whose title is in public domain. The script was written by Robert Valding.

The film will be budgeted at approximately $2 million. Lux Digital is currently shopping the film to international distributors. [via]

How f-ing AWESOME would that be??????

 
Monday, December 26, 2005
Cars Vs. 747 engine
Cool Shnizzle I *really* dig the dramatic use of LOTR music.

Into the Fray
So I am about to embark on a very hard week. I have way too much work to do in a time when I should be all play. Ah well, I will hopefully get my just dues later when I have more need.

Anyway, if I am slow to post, you have been warned.

Hopefully I will finally get PP2K5 pics up this week along with the ones from Hawaii, the holiday parties, etc.

We'll see...

 
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Merry Christmas Folks!
I hope all of you are having a wonderful Christmas, wherever you are!

I am back from family time in Stockton, slightly broken and wiped out, but exctatic to be home again.

Thanks again to all of my wonderful friends who gave me really cool presents, ate many good meals with me, and are generally the best group of friends a girl could ask for! Love you guys!

 
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Did anyone know that they made a "Cheaper by the Dozen 2"?
Yeah, I didn't either, but apparently, it's playing...

Wierd.

OK, I gotta work, I got in at 10:30 today so I am way behind.

FRIGHTENERS 2?
CanMag.com is reporting, off an Entertainment Tonight broadcast, that Peter Jackson is considering a sequel to THE FRIGHTENERS.

Jackson told ET, he's hoping the new FRIGHTENERS DVD sells well enough that he could possibly convince Universal to do a sequel. He would even love to see Michael J. Fox return for a small role. [more][via]

 
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
New Foamy!
"SUMMONING SANTA" Whoa: this one came with awarning at the beginning... which is odd because it's seriously less offensive than most.

I am so all over this
Wow. This looks PHENOMINALLY bad:
BLOODRAYNE Trailer

Awesome. Me, henry and a couple of friends will have to hit that.

What? Don't look at me that way. Dude, it's not only got Michelle Rodriguez, who makes Hayden Christensen look like a good actor, but it had MEATLOAF in it. Can't pass up a good Meatloaf flick... you know me.

Santarchy! (Santacon)
On Neil's blog I learned about SantaCon. It is described thusly:
Every December, for the last 12 years, Cacophonous Santas have been visiting cities around the world and generating a bit of naughty Christmas fun as part of the annual Santacon events. It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global phenomenon.


Basically, they get hundreds of peeps dressed up in snta outfits and go drink. What fun! I kinda wanna do it, just for the photo opp.

I particularly like their FAQ section thingy #4:
4. Santarchy is not a movement, that's what you do in the bathroom. In addition to that, the annual Santacon events are not a protest against Christmas or commercialization. Really, it's just a bunch of santas getting together to have a good time.


Here's the archival website, from which you can link to places that plan this event.

And lastly, I particuarly enjoy their logo:

 
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Breathing a sort of sigh of relief
Well, class is over, book club is over, and I have only one more holiday party to go at work. I am adding a skein of yarn to my mom's blanket and then I plan on going in and trying to get some normal sleep for once.

Looking forward to a much needed rest and week of playing, with some client work rolled in.

Clone Noelle!
So Cathy, A VP at my company, sent this to a slew of Senior VPs yesterday:

If we had an award, "Employee of 2005," I would nominate Noelle Heany. Not just because she is the official owner of my liver and other organs I've had to offer her for saving other less vital, but admittedly highly valued parts of my body at the last possible moment, ALWAYS, but because she's fast, accurate, professional, hates when she makes a mistake, and loves saving the day for the likes of all of us who are also at the mercy of horrible time frames, last minute changes, and nifty, zippy sales programs that have to be made available online and fast. Was that a run-on sentence? Well, if it were in an article I sent to Noelle to post, she'd fix it, before she asked for my approval, since she's all about change control.

And she is also all about "can do." I value this, immensely, about Noelle, as well as her humor in Instant Messaging. She needs lots of recognition for her attitude, since how could we possibly be paying her enough and who else would carefully, lovingly format a list of 682 people who sponsored someone with a minimum 100 PV order for the holidays?

Make sure she knows how valuable she is. In as many ways as you can. Clone her, if possible. We need another Noelle. As soon as possible.

Please feel free to share this with anyone who could make that happen?

In the meantime, I'll have t-shirts made: "Clone Noelle!"


Yeah, that made me blush.

I don't want any of you getting the wrong idea here - my "can do" attitude is only for work purposes...

Happy Birthday Carl!
Hope you're enjoying the snow!

Warcraft Hits 5 Million Mark
Blizzard Entertainment announced that World of Warcraft, its hit massively multiplayer online role-playing game, has surpassed 5 million customers worldwide. [more]

I desearve an award from Blizzard for sacraficing so many of my friends to this cause...

Blalock Trekking To Lost?
Dark Horizons, citing E! Online's Watch With Kristin column, reported a rumor that Jolene Blalock of Star Trek: Enterprise will guest-star in an upcoming episode of ABC's hit Lost. [more - some small spoliers]

You all may remember her as the hot vulcan on Enterprise.. It will be interesting to see what she looks like smiling.

RE: $25 Fandango bucks
Gone...to the lovely Noelle who has promised to write up a 25 page single spaced 9 pt font review of whatever she goes and sees. I expect a proper title page, index, appendices, bilbiography and footnotes.

Man, tonight sucks
Final project due tomorrow and where is my printer power cable? Nowhere to be found, that's where.

Where is my final project? A midnight dropoff at Kinkos, that's where.

I'll get up early tomorow and go pick it up and see how they came out. Then I get to figure out when I have time to cut, mount and cover the whole thing.

Damn.

 
Monday, December 19, 2005
$25 Fandango bucks
To the first person who emails me and says they want them. We're not going to use them, and they expire on Dec 24th.

Rad...
BioWare Contest Offers A Real Prize

Game producer BioWare told SCI FI Wire that it is sponsoring a writing contest for its fantasy role-playing game Neverwinter Nights, with the top prize something more than simply a mug or a T-shirt: A job with BioWare. [more]

So the 95% of my friends who play online role playing games can now get something out of it. I still need to bust out my copy of NWN.... Maybe I should actually schedule that in my caledar so I do it. Let's see.... looks like I have some time available in June 2k6. I'll pencil that in right after "read all the magazines I have gotten for the last 5 years."

Light at the end of the tunnel... Oh wait. Nevemind.
Well, I can see it. The light at the end of the tunnel approaches. Actually, now that I think about it, it doesn't.

I got through my party (very much fun and what a wonderful bunch of friends I have!).
I got my mockups done this weekend (not entirely happy with them but I have no content whatsoever so I think they will get better when I do).
I got a large portion of my stamp project done for my design concets class done (although I have a huge chunk of it to do tomorrow, including print and mount :-/).
I went to Paduan's X-mas party (fun, and filling!).

I basically have one more week to get through and then I can relax for a moment before it starts up again. I have one more Christmas party for work on Tuesday, plus the Shaklee book club Christmas lunch on Tuesday as well. I have my final on Tuesday also. After that, it should be gravy for a week or so.

On Wednesday, I get to have dinner at George's house, which I am looking forward to. Thursday is ice skating in SJ with Esther and Eschelon peeps. Friday I get to go to Cheralyn's Caroling party. Saturday my mom shows up and we head to Stockton for 24 hours. Then Christmas and she will go home the day after.

That next week I am gonna relax and do what work I will have for my clients before the new year. Work is going to be crazy until the 7th, when people get back from vaca and we have a huge event that happens simultaneously in 200 cities all across the US on the same day. Then I will start the Luxtron re-design, which Laura and I are working on together and we expect to be very busy with for a month or two.

Sigh. It never stops. I think that's a good thing, generally, but what I wouldn't give for a month to just hang out with no pre-plans and no after work work or stupid issues to deal with. Maybe someday....

 
Sunday, December 18, 2005
Scientists Find A DNA Change That Accounts For White Skin
Scientists said yesterday that they have discovered a tiny genetic mutation that largely explains the first appearance of white skin in humans tens of thousands of years ago, a finding that helps solve one of biology's most enduring mysteries and illuminates one of humanity's greatest sources of strife. [more]

YAY! I have mutant genes!!! That brings me one step closer to my dream of being an X-men! Whoo Hoo!

Oh... wait.... ;-)

 
Friday, December 16, 2005
Behold: the Winner!
So, Marketing challenged us (I.T.) to a cookie bake-off, saying that we could only, in fact, stuff our faces with them.

Today was the day, and after much humming and hawing, the 8 judges have come to a final verdict.

In the cetegory of best tasting cookies (the most important category), the winner was a tie between Me and Dave (both IT mind you!).

I go down for an awards ceremony at 3:00. I will keep you all abreast.

Update: I am not the proud bearer of a $10 giftcard to blockbuster!

Fw: Vote for the Best Cosmic Images of 2005!
Testing my ability to forward from Yahoo's RSS feeder in my new Beta Mailbox (which is very cool BTW! They Outlooked it!)

http://www.space.com/bestimg/index.php?cat=best2005

WHOO HOO! Patriot Act renewal blocked in Senate
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A bipartisan group of U.S. senators, demanding increased protection of civil liberties, defied
President George W. Bush on Friday and blocked legislation to renew the USA Patriot Act, a centerpiece of his war on terrorism.

On a Senate vote of 52-47, mostly Republican backers of the measure fell eight short of the needed 60 to end debate and move to passage of it.

Proponents of the legislation warned that much of sweeping anti-terror law was to expire at the end of the month, and if it did, the nation could be placed at increased risk.

"We have a clear choice before us today: Do we advance against terrorism to make America safer or do we retreat," Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, a Tennessee Republican, said shortly before the vote.

Senate Democratic and Republican foes of the proposed renewal said the law could be swiftly reauthorized if lawmakers agreed to better balance national security with civil liberties.

"None of us wants it to expire, and those who threaten to let it expire rather than fix it are playing a dangerous game," said Sen. Patrick Leahy, a Vermont Democrat. [via]

YAY!!!!!! SOMEONE is finally doing thie job!

V for Vendetta trailer up
Looks like it has potentail to be better than the comics. I tried reading that one once and got mostly bored. At least this has eye candy. [check it]

 
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Annoyed by the automated answering trees that you have to go through when you call pretty much any company?
Don;t deal with them. Here's a cheat sheet for getting around them for a slew of huge companies. [be less annoyed]

This guy's blog is worth keeping track of. He's got a lot of cool info.

God, I don;t know how people lived before the internet...

DIY: 200gig iPod Nano
Want your dream nano? [make it yourself]

This is for you Wendy: Cute Overload
The Cute Overload blog has nothing but pictures of adorable animals and character toys. Visiting it is like taking a happy pill. I have $5 that says that Kyle's head will explode. [cute me!][via]

Ok, I am serious folks. This stuff is rediculously cute. Like stupid cute. If you can't handle your general world cuteness, don't even go near this stuff. It's toxic cute.

They're messin' up my pooh! Pooh Gets New Girlfriend
The Walt Disney Co. is planning a new Winnie the Pooh television series for 2007, which will introduce a new character, an as-yet-unnamed 6-year-old girl, in place of a young boy, Christopher Robin, the Reuters news service reported.

A Disney spokeswoman told Reuters that the new character "is not a replacement for Christopher Robin" and added that the role of the character based on author A.A. Milne's son in the upcoming series is still to be determined, although it will not be central.

The girl will be the star of the series as she moves next door to the beloved characters created by the English author about 80 years ago: Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo, plus a new character, Lumpy, introduced in a recent Pooh movie.

A 22-minute pilot was produced and tested worldwide in focus groups of preschoolers and parents, all to very positive feedback, the spokeswoman told Reuters.

The series will be produced by Disney Television Animation and is scheduled to premiere in 2007 on Disney channels around the globe. [via]

That's jacked. People shouldn't funk with the pooh. Especially marketing people.

Exclusive Serenity Clip Posted
Universal Home Entertainment has released an exclusive extended scene from the upcoming DVD release of Serenity, the film adaptation of Joss Whedon's short-lived Fox television series Firefly. The DVD hits stores on Dec. 20. [more]

 
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Earthsea Becomes An Anime
Japan's Studio Ghibli, the Japanese studio and home of anime master Hayao Miyazaki (Howl's Moving Castle), announced that it will adapt Ursula K. Le Guin's Earthsea fantasy novel series in an animated movie called Gedo Senki (Tales From Earthsea), the IGN FilmForce Web site reported. Gedo Senki will be released in Japan in July 2006 and will be based on the third and fourth books in Le Guin's six-volume series, which was first published in 1968, the site reported. [more]

Some Random Links
Fishies! (This one's in honor of Carl.)
Bee dogs!
Infinite Cat
Red Sweaters
Stuff on my cat

Narnia
BTW, saw Narnia. It was good. Not LOTR good, but good. It was a lot slower paced than I had expected, but wortha big screen viewing if you have the time this Christmas (was gonna say "Holiday Season" but CP hates that).

 
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Coachelle dates announced
April 29 and 30 2006 - no lineup yet. I highly suggest that people who even might have a remote interest in going get their rooms now and just cancel them if they decide not to go. Last year, stuff sold out in January and then the only rooms left were 20 miles away and $350 a night. [more info]

I am staying here:
Hotel name: International Lodge
Address:
74-380 El Camino
Palm Desert, CA 92260
Phone number: 1-760-346-6161
Check-in date: Fri, Apr 28, 2006
Check-out date: Mon, May 1, 2006

Italy taps porn industry to help curb deficit
ROME (Reuters) - Italy's cash-strapped government has decided to hike taxes on one of the country's few vibrant industries, pornography, to help rein in the burgeoning budget deficit, government sources told Reuters Tuesday.

The "porno-tax," which imposes an additional levy of 25 percent on all income from pornography, is contained in a package of amendments to the 2006 budget to presented in the Chamber of Deputies Tuesday or Wednesday, the sources said. [more]

Court pardons smitten bra burglar
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese man who repeatedly broke into the home of a neighbor he secretly loved, at one point sneaking out with a bra and some photos, has been let off the hook by a Chinese court, Xinhua news agency said Tuesday. [more]

Mice Created With Human Brain Cells
SAN FRANCISCO - Add another creation to the strange scientific menagerie where animal species are being mixed together in ever more exotic combinations. Scientists announced Monday that they had created mice with small amounts of human brain cells in an effort to make realistic models of neurological disorders such as Parkinson's disease.

Led by Fred Gage of the Salk Institute in San Diego, the researchers created the mice by injecting about 100,000 human embryonic stem cells per mouse into the brains of 14-day-old rodent embryos.

Those mice were each born with about 0.1 percent of human cells in each of their heads, a trace amount that doesn't remotely come close to "humanizing" the rodents. [more]

Ah, finally, it has happened: Virgin Spaceport to Be Built in N.M.
LONDON - Virgin Galactic, the British company created by entrepreneur Richard Branson to send tourists into space, and New Mexico announced an agreement Tuesday for the state to build a $225 million spaceport.

New Mexico Economic Development Secretary Rick Homans said construction of the spaceport, to be built largely underground in the south of the state near the White Sands Missile Range, could begin in early 2007, depending on approval from environmental and aviation authorities. [more]

 
Monday, December 12, 2005
MI:III teaser up
Check it here

looks like it will meet all of my MI needs.

Also the Shit: Pandora
So, Pandora is a online streaming musicbox where you type in what artists you like and they play stuff the it similar. Great for finding new music! Sound quality is near perfect, and best of all, if you can get over the ads that they will start showing on their page, it's free! (you can also pay for a subscruiption if you are really into it).

You can maintain enough lists to keep you saturated for a few years, and you can tell it if you did or did not like any given song and it will get to know your tastes and create for you a perfect listening environment. Best of all, I think, is that once I have the perfect station created, and you are on Pandora, I can email it to you! Rad.

Anyway, I think this is awesome! Created by the Music Genome Project. [Open Pandora's Box]

on an aside: I typed in Delerium because I wanted to see what it would give me and I got Thea Gilmore - who Neil mentions on his blog frequently as one of his favs - neat!

This is the shit: Celestron SkyScout
This gadget is about the size of a video camera and becomes your own personal planetarium. Just go outside into the freezing night and point the SkyScout to the sky at a specific star or object, and you'll get commentary on that particular object. Up to 6,000 objects are pre-programmed into the SkyScout, so expect to be entertained for hours.

One day, it might even play Pink Floyd. [check it][via gizmodo]

Pac-Lan
Researchers in the Department of Communication Systems, Lancaster University (UK), have developed a game which can be played by up to five players on mobile phones.

Pac-Lan enables players to keep track of one another’s position through images on their mobile phones as they chase one another round campus.



Each phone has been programmed with a maze, which is based on a map of the University Campus. Players have to collect points from RFID tags, which have been attached to yellow disks on lampposts around the University.

When a player collects their points by holding their mobile phone against the disc the virtual reality maze on each mobile phone is updated with the player’s position. Each player shows up as an animated character (Pac-Lan or Ghost) moving round the screen. This enables a team of "ghosts" to track the player down and catch them. [via}

Random Chuck Norris facts
Top thirty facts about Chuck Norris. [fact me]

I did the Mr T random generator and got:
Mr. T killed Dumbledore.
[T top 30]

There's also the Vin Diesel one, of which, my fav is:
Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

I know, it's vin Diesel, but these are funny.

States of the Union
OMG, this makes me giggle. [watch]

And people wonder why I loved Bill so much.

RE: DUDE! OMG! This rules! I want one on my house and my car!!!
Speaking of:
Clarkson University Engineer Outwits High-Tech Fingerprint Fraud

Eyeballs, a severed hand, or fingers carried in ziplock bags. Back alley eye replacement surgery. These are scenarios used in recent blockbuster movies like Steven Spielberg's "Minority Report" and "Tomorrow Never Dies" to illustrate how unsavory characters in high-tech worlds beat sophisticated security and identification systems.

Sound fantastic? Maybe not. Biometrics is the science of using biological properties, such as fingerprints, an iris scan, or voice recognition, to identify individuals. And in a world of growing terrorism concerns and increasing security measures, the field of biometrics is rapidly expanding. [more]

Another "No Shit Sherlock" report: California Unprepared for Tsunami
The bleak study being released Monday found gaps in the state's readiness to handle a tsunami, including flaws in the existing warning system, lack of evacuation plans by coastal communities, and building codes that don't take into account tsunami-strength surges.

In addition, many residents are unaware of the potential danger of tsunami waves and wouldn't know how to respond, the report said. [more]

Look, it's fairly obvious that Californians are a bunch of dumb asses about this natural disaster stuff. *EVERY SINGLE YEAR* 1/2 of California goes up in flames (it's actually a perfectly natural part of our ecosystem), and every year, people are surprised and unprepared for this.

And *EVERY SINGLE YEAR*, it rains and Dumbasses are in their houses on the edge of cliffs and they fall down. Not only are they surprised about this, but they build their houses back in the same damned place!!!

Yeah, we aren't ready for a Tsunami.

Personally, I think it'd be good for the gene pool to have one.

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Why can't we have commercials like this?
Blixa Bargeld does a series of TV commercials for the German equivalent of Home Depot: [1] [2] [3] [4]

 
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Chronicles
I think we are going at 6:30 up here in Pleasanton. If peeps are interested in coming up, please do so, if not, call Rachel! :-)

Chronicles
Tonight. After 7. Local (like across the street).

Email or phone if you wanna do a group thing.

The Internet is For Porn
Some folks at dinner last night expressed interest in the WoW based music video The Internet is For Porn (which I found on my friend Kristi's blog). So here ya go. Totally work safe, btw.

Damn Fine Party
So the annual potluck went very well, even after most people got stuck in a horrendus amount of traffic, and some got stranded at Bart stations. There was much deliscious food, much awesome gift giving (I think we made Esther's year), much good booze, and much good company. Morgan got the Nintendo DS from me, Esther and Carl, and got Nintendogs from Chris, I believe, so he sat around yelling "Sit Mongo!" into it all night while the dog disobeyed him. I can't believe that thing has voice recognition software in it, and I am very curious to see how Amber's week is going to go with Morgan yelling at his toy constantly.

Special thanks goes out to Jenn and Morgan, who helmed the cleanup effort so that I could go on the porch and smokily socialize and be drunk.

I love all of my presents and I hope that you all had a great time too. Coming soon: Dave as the Pimp Daddy, and Esther as his pimp-ee... ;-)

 
Saturday, December 10, 2005
A little nucking futs...
Mostly prepared for tomorrow today, and if I am not, well, people can have their shit unwrapped and I can throw all the misc in the closet. So we are approaching very close to done!

Good news is that the tables fit, with millimeter for people to sqeek into their chairs, so I can, in fact, serve dinner for 18 in my apartment. Good to know for when Aerosmith is in town.

I am very excited about it as it promises to be a good party, what with all the presents neatly laid out and a half gallon of vodka and mixers in the freezer. ;-)

My spine doesn't feel like it will ever go back in the right place, so I am gonna go lay in my sweet resting place and hope that when I wake up, everything is ok.

 
Friday, December 09, 2005
Update on Coalee
Ok, i just spoke to her. She is absolutley ok.

Basically, she woke up and then started to have symptoms similar to when I have my migrains. Slurred speach, vision issues, headache, etc. but she just thought it was the onset of a migraine. She went to sleep. She got up and went to school and had some small issues still but thought she was ok. When she went home, Sean and her mom freaked out and dragged her to the hospital. She had an MRI and Electrocardiogram, and a battery of other tests. The saw that she has an abnormality on her thalamus which indicates that she had a stroke.

Why? They don't know. It is either a blood clot travels to the brain or plaque that gets in there somehow. They think it was a blood clot, so they took blood. She told them that she was on birth control and they said that that hypes up your clotting ability and NO ONE that has migrains should ever take hormolal birth control (wish my doctor had told me that) as it increases your chances of having a stroke by 80% (migrains already increaase your chances).

After three days of hospital, she has returned home, with a sore throat from tubes being stuck down it (cameras were sent all over her body to ensure that her heart - she has palpitations - and arteries are ok - they are), but thotherwise, she feels absolutley fine. She isn't allowed to excercise the way she normally does for 2 weeks and she has to take an aspirin a day for the rest of her life now, but she is ok.

I feel better now that I have talked to her.

The Chronicles
LMK if you go Sunday.

The Chronicles
Yeah, I'm gonna hafta seen the Narnia movie. Anyone interested in a group viewing this weekend?

Del Toro Halo Rumor Confirmed
Empire Online has confirmed rumors that Peter Jackson has approached Hellboy director Guillermo del Toro to helm the eagerly awaited adaptation of the best-selling video game Halo. [more]

Foamy re-run
The same Christmas special as last year. Some good shit.

"NO CHRISTMAS FOR YOU"

"You're gonna get.. coal in your stocking... cuz you're yuppy scum!"

 
Thursday, December 08, 2005
News from our SoCal Contingent
I have some scary news from SoCal.

I got this from Coalee today:
i've been in the hospital for the past 3 days...i had a mini stroke on tuesday...kinda fun, but i don't recommend it cuz of the neurological damage it does to the brain (heehee). i just got back home and i feel a lot better. the neurologist said that if he hadn't looked at my mri he would never have known that i had a stroke, so that's definitely a +!!


So I sent her flowers and signed all of our names. She should get these tomorrow:


I am sending happy energy into the world for her, please do the same when you have a moment. I'm really worried about her, but she seems ok and in good spirits from the rest of her email. That *is* all I know, but I will report more when I call her tomorrow.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

RE: DUDE! OMG! This rules! I want one on my house and my car!!!
Fortunatley for all of us, in an attempt to thwart my mother from ever finding this blog (she's smarter than she looks), I have it not indexable. So no, these posts should never show up in google ;-)

RE: DUDE! OMG! This rules! I want one on my house and my car!!!
Ah! Now you're thinking! However, I feel like there's some evolutionary flow to these for-access-via-body-part-killing-sprees. Start with easy to remove didgets... people realize those are too simple to take, and also, you could still leave the person alive if you are compassionate... need better, less accessable body partys that more frequently require actual killings.. move to whole hands... then on to eyes.

There, you see? We are well on our path to spooning out eyeballs in the next decade or so. Patience, my friend, patience.

Question: Is there any special reason Serenity is available on DVD so quickly?
Yes! And now you too can know why. [read about it]

Oddly, I would hav ethought that it was because the film was actually done inlike March or April of last year and they just held out on it showing to make a better box office weekend. Thus, it actually took the normal 6 months to be released... but no. It's about re-couping the payoff of the advertising dollars for the studio. Fine by me. I may actually get to get a copy for Christmas now. :-)

House, Senate Reach Deal on Patriot Act
WASHINGTON - House and Senate negotiators reached an agreement Thursday to extend the USA Patriot Act, the government's premier anti-terrorism law, before it expires at the end of the month. But a Democratic senator threatened a filibuster to block the compromise. [more]

I am particularly interested in this sentance: Most of the Patriot Act would become permanent under the reauthorization.

Uuummmmmmmmmmmm, How is that ok? How is it even close to Consitutional? WTF? This country is like the part that you don't see in a bad Sci-Fi movie before everything goes to shit and the utopians have to come take over and the movie starts. Fuckers.

 
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Re: Titanic rant
What I don't get is why the damn researcher said it was "more merciful" since it sank more quickly. Did it make the people's lungs fill any faster??? And why do news sites just quote the main sound bite without asking any questions?

/rant

RE: DUDE! OMG! This rules! I want one on my house and my car!!!
See, I prefer retinal scans and Demolition Man-style killing-people-for-their-eyeballs killing sprees ...

Katamari Christmas T-shirt

[get one]

And for more videoGame X-Mas T-shirt fun such as:


Or



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DUDE! OMG! This rules! I want one on my house and my car!!!
A model presents a new wireless biometric access system at the Columbus Monaco hotel in Monaco, Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2005.The hotel is equipped with a fingerprint authentication system which eliminates the need for room keys. On arrival, guests will be invited to place their fingertips on a fingerprint scanner.They can also pay bar and restaurant bills in this way. [via]


Let the rampant, ALIAS-like killing for people's fingertips spree begin!

NIN all over again
Saw the Santa Cruz NIN show last night. Damn, I love going to Trent's shows. I was shorter than the last show, and I had a better overall show in Oakland, but it was still really cool. They did tone it down a little with the stage setup, but still had the elaborate background lighting as can be seen in my Coachella Photo:


They played all of my favs to hear at a show and some good new additions to that list. Overall, great time.

Highlight: Really great version of Closer.

LOL... Just trying to get in the christmas spirit here
Ding! Fries are done! Submitted for your amusement. [Thanks Paduan]

 
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
YAY! A drug scandal!
Candidate caught with big cocaine haul

SAO PAULO, Brazil (Reuters) - A would-be Brazilian mayor was in custody on Tuesday for international drug trafficking on charges of importing 500 kilograms (1,100 lb) of cocaine on a plane that took off from Colombia, federal police in Brasilia said. [more]

Titanic Sinking May Have Been Quick
FALMOUTH, Mass. - The discovery of two large pieces of the Titanic's hull on the ocean floor indicates that the fabled luxury liner sank faster than previously thought, researchers said Monday. [more]

What I want to know is why this is top news worthy? So? Look, at this point, we have either learned our lesson and will supply easily accessablle life saving devices, or we will go down with the ship, but the speed at which the ship went down decades ago is rather a mute point since a) hundreds of others ships have gone down before *and* since with little mention and b) our safety standards are decidedly better now. Those folks are long gone, and at this point, it doesn't really incease our chances of building better ships, so why plaster it all over the news again and again?

Jesus people, if you get on a boat, you might die. If you get in a car, you might die. If you get out of BED, you might die. Don't worry about the speed at which an ancient ship went down, most of those folks are dead, worry about the cheeseburger you are stuffing in there and whether or not that is going to give you a corinary in the next 5 years.

Teaser Trailer for the Fountain up
If, after you watch the X3 trailer, you just didn;t get enough Hugh Jackman, check out the teaser trailer for The Fountain. We saw a pannel on this movie at Comic-Con and, whil every abstract so far, looks really promising as a mind bender movie. We'll have to see about that, but for now, at least I can finally share some fo what I saw. [watch]

Today is my Shakleeversary
doesn't feel like a year has gone by since I got here, but I guess it has. :-)

X3 Trailer up
Looks X-Liscious [check it]

cars = storage no more
Well, I finally unloaded my cars tonight. All that relief I was feeling about how well all of my stuff fit into my house and how I didn't have *that* much to do before the party this weekend faded, and dread set in. I have been jamming for about 2 hours now and I can, in fact, see the light at the end of the tunnel. It's a dim and distant light, but I know it's there.

On the bright side, the reason that I am so stressed is because I get to go see NIN in a club setting in Santa Cruz tomorrow night. And not having enough time because you are gonna go have a really great time with a really large group of people doesn't sound like that big of a problem indeed.

There's the saga of the Turkey, in which a small voice in my head and a very loud voice that came out of my mouth had an argument about the need to get in the car at 10:30 tonight to get the turkey, and what happened for the HOUR after that, but that will have to wait for later, as I need to go put more things away now.

 
Monday, December 05, 2005
What a weekend
So this weekend was kind of crazy. I had no internet all weekend for varous reasons, or there'd have been a lot more posting.

Friday night: Shaklee Christmas Party. Whoo HOO! Never seen that many co-workers that drunk and hanging all over eachother before. Here's a formal, public appology to Carl for Janice kissing him, and a general warning not to get near my work-peeps with alocohol.


Saturday: Unpacking, Lunch w/ Elizabeth and Melissa.
I hate unpacking.

Saturday Night: Echelon Christmas Party. Much better than my party! Great location, fabulous food, good alcohol, nice band, good people. We closed that party down at 12 and then went to a friend's house for a couple more hours and a couple more bottles of wine. Got home at 3:30. Fun factor = Self explaantory.

Sunday: Unpacking, lunch with cousins and great Aunt, and Aeon Flux w/ Chris, who has visited the new abode. Unpacking still sucks. Family time was good. Aeon Flux was not half as crappy as it should have been given the trailer so I was pleased.

Still have cars full of crap to unload and deal with. *sigh* I'll start at lunch today.

 
Friday, December 02, 2005
Ahh, Mil....
So Mill Millington (from "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" fame) has got another newsletter out. In case you are new to this, he send out his newest stories about his girlfriend in newsletter format whenever he can. The story at the end of this one made me draw the attention of my co-workers from laughter. [read it]

Neil.........
So I was cruising through a magazine in Dreamy Dr. Takeuchi's office and found a review of Anasi Boys. Normally, I would have read it and moved on, but the picture struck me. I have never seen Neil like this. Usually he's in a leather jacket and looks like he didn't get enough sleep. This was notable enough to me to make me swipe the page from the office (yes, I know, it was wrong, too bad):

Speaking of Jennifer Garner
Alias star Jennifer Garner gave birth Nov. 30 to her first child, a daughter, with actor-husband Ben Affleck, US Weekly magazine reported.

Fans Rally To Save Alias
ABC has announced that the current fifth season of its spy series Alias will be its last, but not if fans have anything to say about it. [more]

OMG. I love that show and even I am like "let it die gracefully."

It had a good run. It's out of steam. Let it go, man.

Yo F'ing Ho!


Trailer. Concept art. Photos. RAD. [check it]

I'm all over that shit.

 
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Aerosmith: Round .... alot
Grabbed tickets to the Aerosmith/Lenny Kravitz concert with CP. When combined with huge excesses of alcohol, this should be fun!

BTW, I am all the way moved (if you count "moved" as still haveing two cars full of stuff)
I turned in my keys today for the apartment in SJ, so I am all Pleasanton now.

Now for the unpacking **makes an unhappy Marge Simpson noise**

re:hahahaha he did it!
AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

OMG! That is so funny!

Rock on Jonathan!