Note to self...
When setting up networks with more than one computer on a monitor/mouse switch, make sure mouse sensitivity is the same on both - it completley messes you up.
:-) and with that, I say night all!
Meteor dazzles Indians
Officials investigating a meteorite that crashed in eastern India say it was part of the most spectacular meteor shower in the country's recent history. [
more]
"An old man receiving treatment in hospital is also reported to have died of shock on seeing the meteor. "
Adobe Audition
So I came home tonight at, say, 8:45, with the full intent on cleaning my house, folding laundry, and generally being a productive member of my one person household. "Self, " I thought to myself, "let's just go install that shiney new copy of
Adobe Audition that Chris so lovingly got for you at an amazing price. It will make you feel better about not playing with it if it is actually part of your system."
Yeah. Fat Chance.
Here I am a good 2 hours later, staring in awe of this woderful new toy. The thing is friggn amazing. I could spend days just going through the loop samples it comes through and rocking out to those. There's so many, I can't even start a multisession because I am listening to like 40 different songs in my head all at once. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
OK, calming down.
Go watch the
"Getting Started with Audition" video. You'll want a copy. It is SO. MUCH. FUN.
Thanks Chris! This is my new favorite toy! **squeek!**
Re: Screwing w/ the planet
Here's my essay on it.
If we really wanted to help, the solution is less about driving fewer hummers than paying for MASSIVE education programs in all other parts of the world to teach these people how not to breed like rabbits if you don't have enough food to feed them, how not to have unprotected sex so you don't get aids, etc. It would also mean more medical assistance to all of these people so deseases would be less of an issue. Then we can sit back and enjoy the even worsened overpopulation of the planet and watch them start to suck resources as well (not proud of what we consume, but a couple billion more people in africa and China would not exactly help the situation).
Point being: there's a problem with helpig people, there's a problem with not. It's never as clear as we see it over here. Solving one problem usually creates like 50 more. And really, it's under contention whether or not we are actually making a marketable difference in a trend of global warming and cooling that has been going on for the entire life of the planet. If the smart monkeys develop air conditioning, maybe it's new darwanism. It's ok with everyone that we killed off Neandertal, but when we out-survive others because we live in a place that affords our intelligence to develop further, people get all defensive. All point of view seem to be hypocritical (including mine). Which is why I don't like my species very much.
You either have to take the position that you want to save all humans, and planet be f&*^ed, orr you have to accept that we are damaging something that effects ALL other species. Saving humans kills off something like 50 new species a year and we may need to accept that people need to not be here in such abundance. I think it would be great if we could get rid of all the lame-ass monkeys who make bad decisions, but nature doesn't work that way so I am willing for it to be geographically based if it needs to be. Even if that means it's me that goes. Although, i'd be smart enough to get up and walk if necessary to get to more food or cooler climate.
OK, I know that pissed people off, but really folks, it's easy for us to have commentary on something that effects us not at all. if you want to worry about life, worry about all the other forms that we are killing (entire species) and then wonder if it is really worth increasing the already 6. something billion people already here. I think it's awefully species-centric....
Air-cooled mouse stops sweaty hands
If a bunch of monkeys can do it so can we
Something more fun than the demise of our planet...
Re: Screwing w/ the planet
I just want to say thanks to Chris. He's right, although I'm hoping raptors *don't* come for us. Global warming is about more than "just heating up the earth a few degrees." People (mostly children, if you read the article) are dying because of malnutrition, floods and the spread of malaria. We in the western world will just have to worry about turning up the air conditioning or perhaps paying a little more for fruits and veggies. People in the poorer countries, however, could be facing death.
And, before you're too hard on Russia, remember that the US (thanks to Bush) backed out of the Kyoto treaty a long time ago.
It's too bad the earth can't get back at us by hurting the people most responsible. Maybe it could just dry up some of those oil wells in Texas. :)
Re: Hey man, you screw with the planet ...
So, the one comment that I would make towards the Russia post is that they might mind when the sea level rises a couple inches/feet and 1/2 their land becoames underwater.
Don't get me wrong, I don't mind the thought of the people getting shoved up onto the mountains or being washed away (mmmmmmmmm Tool song in my head now), it's all the Orangutans that already have it so bad, and the kittens... we can't forget the kittens.
That said, love you guys, hope you don't die! You can always come over to my place - I have some air conditioning you can latch onto!
Re: Hey man, you screw with the planet ...
I prefer "Nature finds a way." Sometimes moving is not an option. Like when you live on an atoll 20 feet above sea level and possess nothing worth trading for beads or rocket launchers. I know it is often hard for western people who've known nothing but plenty to comprehend, but there are still people who are not integrated into the whole capitalistic economic system. I suppose they could paddle to another island, but I think all of the good ones are already taken. And the people on the good islands frequently don't like outsiders showing up looking for a place to crash (Remember the welcome Australia has been getting in the news for for giving to refugees over the past few years?). I suppose also that they could fight for new lands, the way people have been doing since we climbed out of the trees, but that seems kind of unenlightened. Maybe the 10% of the world that uses most of the world's resources could stop driving AssWagons that get 15mpg? Or denuding the third world of every resource that could be conceivably be turned into next year's Christmas presents? Oh wait, it's their right, they climbed to the top of the food chain. Why extend thought or compassion to the less enlightened when the status quo has served us so well lo these many years?
*sighs, dreaming of raptors roaming the streets so we could really see who can adapt*
Re: Hey man, you screw with the planet ...
As I have said many times before ...
"If you die because of the weather, you deserve to die."
I'm not talking about hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, etc.
but, if people are dying because they're too hot or too cold ...
My friend Jeff is found of the saying, "Adapt, migrate, or die."
Re: Banned Books
Hey Jon, I think we need to send some of
these t-shirts to the folks that want to ban
Brave New World and
Stranger In A Strange Land.
Re: Hey man, you screw with the planet...
"In Russia, you often hear, either as a joke or seriously, that Russia is a northern country and it would not be scary for it to be two or three degrees warmer. Maybe it would be good and we could spend less on fur coats and other warm things." --
Vladimir Putin
Hey man, you screw with the planet, it screws with you
Re: Building a Better Catwoman
Yesssss... "So much yummier..."
Though I still
really dig Julie Newmar's Catwoman too.
Halle Berry as catwoman
Wow, I am actually not impressed at all.
If you wanna see, picture
here.
That's just not all that attractive....
This is much better:
Re: Ah, show biz
Dude! Grinding up live rats in blender???? That's fucked up! I don't care what their position on physician assisted suicide is.
Ah, show biz...
"The St. Petersburg city council passed a law Monday designed to scuttle a rock group's plans to feature an onstage suicide." [
more]
MARTIAN SEASONS:
Earth isn't the only world with seasons. Mars has them, too, and today marks the beginning of southern summer and northern winter on the red planet. Observers of Mars may notice some changes in the weeks ahead: a shrinking south polar cap, icy northern clouds, and more dust storms. Visit spaceweather.com for details.
And the interesting stuff....
Holy crap, shrub did something cool....
Beautiful
The
APOD is really cool today.
For more really awesome auroras - there's 3 pages of some of the most beautiful ones I have seen
here.
THE RETURN OF THE KING trailer is here!
It's here.
I haven' seen it - trying not to. Those of you who don' want to see if should be aware that it should be on TV and stuff soon....
Leading up to the December 17 release of The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King, the final film Peter Jackson’s epic trilogy, New Line Cinema will bring moviegoers an exclusive, ONE-time-only in-theater event:
The Lord of the Rings Special Extended Edition Screening Engagement.
The schedule for this special theatrical screening series is as follows:
December 5-11
Special Extended Edition The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
December 12-15
Special Extended Edition The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Tuesday, December 16
One-time-only marathon of both the Extended Edition prints followed by the first sreenings of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.
If anyone is up for the Dec 16 thing, I am willing to take the day off of work for it.
LMK.
edit: screw it, I think I'm gonna do it even if no one comes with me. But if any of you hear anything about it and don't see me post it, please let me know as I am sure that there will be high demand and not so many tickets....
More Marvel movies to be made
Lesser-known Marvel superheroes to get their own pictures [
more]
Re: Aliens! ( Custom-built Gaming PCs )
Wow! That's a really cool concept and a great case design!
I want one.
Re: Happy Birthday, Chris!
Thanks! It was a super fun day!
Hulk Pirate Sentenced
A New Jersey man who pleaded guilty to illegally copying and posting a digital version of summer SF movie Hulk on the Internet received a three-year probation and was fined, the Reuters news service reported. Kerry Gonzalez, who was 25 when he pleaded guilty in June, was ordered to serve six months confinement in his home along with the probation. He also must pay a $2,000 fine and $5,000 in restitution to Universal, the company that produced and distributed the movie, the wire service reported.
Gonzalez was sentenced in U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York, where he pleaded guilty to one count of copyright infringement, the news service reported.
Friday 4
So I have been doing the friday 5's over at
Kev's site.
They are very amusing to think about.
Go check them out and feel free to post yours over here.
Aliens!
Check out
these computer systems!
Man Steals ID of Sex Offender
CLINTON, Conn. - A good rule of thumb for an identity thief is not to steal the name of someone whose reputation is worse than yours, such as a sex offender.
Police said James Perry stole the name and identity of a neighbor who turned out to be a convicted sex offender. [
more]
Sex with Strangers Dogging English Parks
LONDON (Reuters) - Voyeurs and exhibitionists drawn to outdoor fun have discovered erotic pleasures in normally placid English parks that have nothing to do with walking the dog.
"Dogging," a term that loosely describes a variety of sex acts performed outdoors or in parked cars in front of strangers (and sometimes with them), has become such a craze that health authorities have warned against its dangers. [
more]
Sky Surprise: Seeking the Sixth Visible Planet
(butthead) heh heh heh heh you can see uranus.
Here is a trivia question: How many planets are visible without a telescope? Most people will answer "five" (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn). But if you answered "six," congratulations, you can go to the head of the class!
That sixth world that can be spied without optical aid is the planet Uranus. This week will be a fine time to try and seek it out, especially since it is now favorably placed for viewing in our evening sky and the bright Moon is out of the way. [
more]
MATRIX beauty transforms into evil witch
Monica Bellucci is cast in Terry Gilliam's BROTHERS GRIMM [
more]
Doctor Who Coming Back as a TV Series
BBC News reports that the cult sci-fi series Doctor Who will return to TV screens. The much-awaited comeback will be produced for BBC One by BBC Wales and written by the acclaimed Welsh dramatist Russell T. Davies.
"Doctor Who is one of the BBC's most exciting and original characters. He's had a good rest and now it's time to bring him back!," says Davies.
"This is very early days and it is unlikely anything will be on screen for at least two years but it is very exciting and I can't wait to get started," added BBC Wales' Head of Drama Julie Gardner who will act as executive producer.
The first Doctor Who, played by William Hartnell, was first seen on 23 November, 1963. He was followed by seven more, before the series was cancelled in 1989. Although Sylvester McCoy was the last actor to play the Doctor in the TV series, Paul McGann recreated the role in a TV movie version in 1996.
Although little has so far been revealed about how the new Doctor Who series will look, or who will be given the starring role, the writer says the new series "will be fun, exciting, contemporary and scary."
BBC said it is far too early in the day to discuss possible storylines, characters, villains or who might play Doctor Who.
DREW GERACI LEAVES CROSSGEN, RETURNS TO DC
Drew Geraci has left CrossGen Entertainment and returned to DC Comics, the inker informed The Continuum.
Geraci's departure is expected to be one of many from CrossGen, which has yet to officially respond to reports that it has restructured and laid off staff.
Geraci's first work for DC will be Batgirl #48, a fill-in issue. His first DC work in almost three years will be inking newcomer Jean-Jacques Dzialowski.
"This past summer, DC's proven that they're on a winning streak and I'mÊgrateful to return to the fold", Geraci said. "(Editor) Michael Wright and I have been wanting to work together again for some time."
At CrossGen's Geraci's most recent work was on Route 666, Way of The Rat and Sojourn.
"I'll miss working with Tony (Bedard) and Karl (Moline) on Route 666 and all the other mega-talented friends I've made at CrossGen. I wish them much success in the future," Geraci said.
Geraci won the CrossGen Fan Awards for Favorite Inker.
My heart is breaking....
Banned Books
"[Aldous Huxley's
Brave New World and Robert Heinlein's
Stranger in a Strange Land] is pornographic literature and we do not feel it has a place in any school funded by taxpayer dollars." [
more]
My gosh, then we'd better keep kids from reading
the Bible.
How Evil Are You Really?

Wow you're nice. In fact you're a bit of a doormat.
While contemplating how nice you are a dark
shadow approaches and takes you into it's
embrace. You have been bitten by a Vampire and
haved joined the ranks of the undead.
Sweet! I'm undead!
How Evil Are You Really?
Oooooh, you're Eviiil. You enjoy the suffering of others and will gladly work to see pain in others. You are taken by surprise and feel unbelievable pain and ecstasy as a Vampire with an Evil greator than yours takes you into its embrace. Now you are a part of the undead and can make mortals suffer for an eternity.
How Evil Are You Really? brought to you by Quizilla
I would have done better, but hey, let's face it, I'd play with the puppy.
The Dark Matter and Gravity Problem
re: What's my battle cry?
Stalking on the terrain, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Shaft! And he gives a mighty bellow:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I lay waste to the landscape until everything has croaked!!"
CrossGen restructures
Website reports comic book publisher lays off, changes structure
The Pulse website is reporting that Tampa, FL-based CrossGen Entertainment has restructured its employee and production model for producing comic books. The publisher of numerous titles including RUSE, NEGATION and the pirate-themed EL CAZATOR, CrossGen has reportedly switched from a salary-based employee model to one where their artists and writers are employed as freelancers. Additionally, The Pulse reports that as many as 20 to 25 employees were laid off and that RUSE penciller Butch Guice has departed CrossGen. [
more]
Uh oh. CrossGen is a really awesome company, I hope everything turns out ok.
Boum Boum (song of the day)
My heart goes Boum Boum Boum
Every time I think of you
Inside it's Boum Boum Boum
Lost control what shall I do?
Cos I wanna be your lover
Till the end of our lives
I could never miss again
These loving eyes
My heart goes Boum Boum Boum
Every time I think of you
I feel that Boum Boum Boum
No control of what I’ll do
Simplicity, complexity, oh what a tragedy
Reality, insanity, strange normality
Incredible, untouchable, but just visual
And I want you, just you but natural
My heart goes Boum Boum Boum
When my mind is touching you
Inside that Boum Boum
Only light inside my gloom
Cos I wanna be your lover
Till the end of our lives
I could never miss again
These loving eyes
Soo True

You're Most Like The Season ... NO wait! Hold it!
You're not like a season at all! You're a
psycho... You need a new season created just
for you.
You either answered wildly to be different, or you
truly are a 'special case'. Independant -
maybe, Intelligent - somewhat. Weird and wacky
- most certainly.
A nut case, a fruit cake, the joker, the insane
lunatic :) However be careful or you may get
locked up.
Well Done... You're not at home in any of the
seasons, you creat your own.
?? Which Season Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla
Israelis Send Text Prayers to Western Wall
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Jews too lazy or busy to visit Jerusalem's Western Wall are sending their prayers by mobile phone text message to a rabbi who places a printed copy in the holy site's stone crevasses.
"Not everyone has the means or time to get there," said Gal Wagner on Wednesday, an official from the company that began offering the service two weeks ago for the price of about $1.20. [
more]
You know, this is a damned good idea
Hemorrhoid TV Ads Axed During Meal Times
BEIJING (Reuters) - China has banned commercials for feminine hygiene products and hemorrhoid ointments and other items deemed unappetizing during meal times, local media said on Thursday. [
more]
Hey, even the judges in Australia are cool
Judge Reins in Police Over Horse-Cart Phone Charge
SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian judge has thrown out a case against a man caught using a mobile phone while driving a horse and carriage, saying police who brought the charges "look a bit silly," a newspaper said on Thursday. [
more]
It is illegal to use a mobile phone while driving in most states in Australia.
UNDERWORLD 2 is a go
Variety reports that a deal has been struck with UNDERWORLD screenwriter Danny McBride and the film's director, Len Wiseman, to begin work on a sequel. Screen Gems, UNDERWORLD's distributor, and Lakeshore Entertainment, the film's production company, want to begin production on UNDERWORLD 2 as soon as possible.
Now that the original film's writer and director are coming back, all that remains is to get Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman back. Since Beckinsale is engaged to Wiseman, chances are pretty good that something will be worked out.
Screen Gems also has interest in making an UNDERWORLD prequel at a later time.
I Love It When I Am Not the Craziest Person Available
While reading a
story about a woman recently acquitted of adultery in Nigeria, I came across this lovely quote: "I would have preferred Amina to be stoned to death. She deserves it." That is, as it happens, the penalty for adultery under Sharia law. Good thing she got off on a technicality, huh? The guy, by the way, got off because he could produce three witnesses that would testify that he did not have sex with her. She got preggers, which is prima facie evidence of adultery, if outside of marriage.
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I like the eyes
You're most like the season
Winter
You're often depicted as the cold, distant season. But you're incredibly intelligent, mature and Independant. You have an air of power around you - and that can sometimes scare people off. You're complex, and get hurt easily - so you rarely let people in if you can help it. You can be somewhat of a loner, but just as easily you could be the leader of many. You Tend to be negative, and hard to relate to, but you give off a relaxed image despite being insecure - and secretly many people long to be like you, not knowing how deep the Winter season really is.
Well done... You're the most inspirational of seasons :)
Which Season Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Sweet: Holy Luigi -- Nintendo lowers GameCube to under $100
The holiday video game wars are officially on.
Effective tomorrow, Nintendo's GameCube will be on sale for $99.99. [
more]
(this would be way cooler if I actually had time and played the game systems that I do have)
RE: What's your battle cry?
Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the desert! It is Tasha, hands clutching a burning branch! She bellows thunderously:
"I'm going to beat you for such a long time, your pets won't recognize you!!"
Quiz: Which Season Are You?

You're Most Like The Season Summer ...
Whoa.... Passionate eh ?? Typically you're a fiery, zesty dominant person. As the hottest season, you certainly ooze Sex appeal. You have confidence which draws people to you, and you have the makings of a good leader. However sometimes your exterior is stronger then you are and so you scare people off before they can get close. Well done... You're the most memorable of seasons:)
?? Which Season Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla
There Are No Magic Knight's Tours on the Chessboard
August 6, 2003--After 61.40 days of computation, a 150-year-old unsolved problem has finally been answered. The problem in question concerns the existence of a path that could be traversed by a knight on an empty numbered 8 x 8 chessboard. [
more]
Basically, there's no way that a knight could ever get to ever square on a chessboard only once if numberes as a
magic square (which I have brought up before).
So, someone thought to themself "self, I wonder if this completley useless peice of information about a completley useless possilbe phenomenon has been identified.... Hmmmm. Looks like it hasn't. I'll go ahead and find out then." That's it, I wanna be paid to screw around and figure out if really obscure stuff is possible for no other reason that to know if it is.
Milky Way Galaxy Cannibalizes Sagittarius
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Our Milky Way galaxy is gobbling up its galactic neighbor, Sagittarius, and on Wednesday, scientists offered documentary proof of this continuing cosmic cannibalism.
Astronomers have mapped the Sagittarius galaxy to show in detail how its debris wrap around and pass through the Milky Way, which contains Earth.
On its way to oblivion, the dwarf Sagittarius -- which is about 10,000 times the mass of the Milky Way -- is getting stretched, torn apart and ultimately eaten, scientists at the University of Virginia and the University of Massachusetts reported.
Re: Battle Cry
Who is that, sprinting across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Pfile, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a low howl, her voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to beat you until you scream like a banshee!"
Re: Battle cry!
Striding across the desert, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Monaal42! And he gives a booming roar:
"I'm going to pummel you so painfully, you will see ultraviolet!"
Wow... That's some talent...
From a
story at Sci-Fi Wire:
Stars Voice EverQuest Game
Sony Online Entertainment announced that several genre stars will voice its upcoming Lords of EverQuest video game. Actors providing voices for the next-generation real-time strategy game include Fairuza Balk (The Craft), Claudia Black (Farscape), Kevin Conroy (Batman: The Animated Series), John Rhys-Davies (The Lord of The Rings), Hudson Leick (Xena: Warrior Princess), Kate Mulgrew (Star Trek: Voyager), Ron Perlman (Hellboy), Katey Sagal (Futurama), Dwight Schultz (Star Trek: The Next Generation), Cree Summer (A Different World) and Michael T. Weiss (The Pretender).
Inspired by the world of online gaming phenomenon EverQuest, Lords of EverQuest draws gamers to the land of Antonica as they control one of 15 lords and manage massive armies in their quest for domination. Lords of EverQuest is expected to ship to North American retail stores this fall.
re: What's my battle cry?
Zang! Who is that, sprinting out of the candy store! It is Lbc42, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She roars ominously:
"I'm going to pulverize you until you pee fire!"
Jon is the his-ou
Everyone say hi to new blog buddy, Jon - he's one of the Adobe boys...
Yaaaahhhh!
What is your battle cry?
Who is that, stalking out of the fields! It is Jreid, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He grunts homicidally:
"I'm going to pound you harder than God thought possible!!!"
Care For Some Tea, Noelle?
Care For Some Tea, Noelle?
Heh, heh. Jimsonweed, aka Angel's Trumpet has
these symptoms when ingested and is evidently popular with "the kids" these days as a cheap, legal hallucinogen (even in places other than Germany). Too bad it can kill you. Doesn't anyone do Angel Dust or Special K any more, geez?
NASA Accepts Resignations of Safety Advisers
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - NASA's chief accepted the resignations on Tuesday of all 11 members and consultants on a key space safety advisory panel.
The head of the Aerospace Safety Advisory Panel, first chartered after the fatal 1967 Apollo 1 fire, came under criticism for failing to have the clout to prevent the Feb. 1 shuttle Columbia disaster that killed seven astronauts. [
more]
Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea
A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.
The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants. [
more]
Holy crap. What does this teach us kids? BE RESPONSIBLE with your tea.
Also, another negative for Germany there....
Awwww
Awwww thanks guys :) Time to get trashed!
Re: Jean Luc Bats for the Other Team?
Re: Jean Luc Bats For the Other Team?
He already did, in a movie called
Jeffrey. Memorable quote: "Can I do this or do I look like a gay super hero?"
Jean Luke bats for the other team?
Patrick Stewart, best known as Professor Xavier in the X-Men films and as Captain Jean-Luc Picard, in Star Trek: Next Generation, will guest star as what NBC describes as a "potential" love interest for Frasier Crane in the Frasier sitcom. The episode entitled, "The Doctor is Out," will air on Tuesday, Sept. 30 on NBC.
Hungary - moving up in the ranks!
Hungarians Get Horny While Singapore Sleeps
Forget Latin lovers -- horny Hungarians are now the most active between the sheets, leading a charge of eastern Europeans in the global sex charts.
Condom maker Durex's annual global sex survey published on Tuesday showed that Hungarian lovers enjoy sex 152 times a year. The French -- fiercely proud of their sexual prowess -- only manage 144 performances a year.
The Italians and Spanish lag even further with scores of 119 and 123 times a year, while Americans make love an average of 118 times a year, Germans 120 and Australians 125. [
more]
At least Australia still is beating Germany....
Also of note: Study finds 260 million porn pages on Internet [
more]
Gothika release pushed back
From Cinescape: "According to the JoBlo movie website, Warner Bros. has quietly scuttled its plans to release GOTHIKA, the Halle Berry horror shocker, this coming October. Instead the studio may be eyeing a November 21 release, nearly one full month after the picture's original release date (October 24)." [
more]
If Magic Were Real
This
song would make a perfect spell. But would I cast it on myself, or the rest of the world? Me, prolly.
Federal Court OKs California Oct. 7 Recall Vote
"SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - A U.S. appeals court cleared the way on Tuesday for Californians to vote in exactly two weeks on whether to recall their governor after an emotional and unpredictable legal battle." [
more]
Ray Bradbury on the influence of comics
"Sometimes, comics can spark a brief flirtation, something that is embraced for a few years, and then let go as the years pass and more “mature” concerns take the stage. For Ray Bradbury however, comics sparked a 74-year (and counting) love affair with metaphors and the fantastic. Newsarama spoke briefly with the legendary author." [
more]
No more Disney ride tie-in movies
From
Sci Fi Wire: "Michael D. Eisner, the chief executive of the Walt Disney Co., told the New York Times that a proposed sequel to its hit Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl will be the last movie based on a Disney theme park ride. Pirates 2 will follow Haunted Mansion, which opens Nov. 26."
Happy Fall
Hope you all have a good equinox....
So, apparently, there's this Myth that you can only stand eggs on end during an equinox (never heard that before). Anyway,
here's a thing on it.
Re: Magic 8 Ball Applet
Pshaw. Do you really think for a second if I had nuclear weapons I would wait around to win the lottery so I could buy on an island on which "to test" them? Bring on the Apocalypse! Too soon is not soon enough. I can't imagine why you wouldn't welcome any change, my friend. I want to see it all come down. *starts humming "We'll Meet Again"*
Re: Magic 8 Ball Applet test cases
I guess this is a bad time to announce my big news, then...
Re: Magic 8 Ball Applet
From lbc42@yahoo.com
Subject Re: Magic 8 Ball Applet
Date September 22, 2003 11:39:48 AM PDT
To "Jerry"
Jerry -
Besides my aforementioned technical issues, I have done some testing and have decided that your product is bunk and should be shelved.
Here are my test cases:
While at http://www.geocities.com/mhay/applets/Magic8Ball.html I found the following:
It is a sure thing that my friend Kevin will become a transexual in the next 6 months, while maintaining firm lesbianism
I can count on my friend Wendy becoming pregnant with quintuplets by 5 different men, all of which will be gay
Yes, my friend Chris will win the lottery and buy a tropical island, which he will then test nuclear weapons on
And it is certain that my boss will become a charming and deligtful individual to work for in the next week.
Your "Magic 8 ball" would seem to have the divinity of my left toe.
lbc42@yahoo.com
Re: Magic 8 Ball Applet
From "Jerry" <simulatedhuman31@megasoftcorp.con>
Subject Re: Magic 8 Ball Applet
Date September 22, 2003 10:34:13 AM PDT
To lbc42@yahoo.com
Use of profanity does not assist the support staff in resolving technical issues.
-- "Jerry"
Re: MegaSoft Corp FAQ Pages
From Autoresponder <no-reply@megasoftcorp.con>
Subject Re: MegaSoft Corp FAQ Pages
Date September 22, 2003 10:26:11 AM PDT
To lbc42@yahoo.com
Dear Mr or Mrs
lbc42@yahoo.com -
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Another Species Down For The Count
Yay, we've pushed another species
to the brink of extinction. Hint: this time it's another large cat. I can't wait until they're all gone. Can't Cthulhu just scour the earth of life now? *sigh*
Enigma plug
So on the 30th, Enigma puts out it's next CD, Voyageur. I have had the pleasure of hearing it already and it's incredible.
If you like Enigma,
get it.
Here's a good Enigma site as well. It has a link to the Video for the first single - as usual, a trip.
What passes for street cred in a game shop
What the hell are 3.5 rules?
They are the recently-released revision to the Third Edition Dungeons & Dragons rules. The broad strokes of v3 haven't changed, but some of the details (e.g. class abilities, spells, combat) have been
cleaned up.
The revision, while a positive product overall IMO, was released by Wizards more out of a motivation to sell everybody the core books again rather than out of some sort of editorial imperative.
And when did Wizards of the Coast start owning D&D anyway?
Several years ago, ~1997 if memory serves. WotC bought TSR. And now, WotC is owned by Hasbro, who bought the company in 1999 or 2000.
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Web Toons
So I was enjoying the first weekend free of camping or diving or other planned events by sleeping in and basically not doing much of anything, when I happened to run into a friend of mine online. In the course of chatting away, she mentioned an online comic called
Queen of Wands which I spent most of yesterday reading. I heartily reccommend it if your sense of humor runs toward the dark, deviant, and twisted. If you don't like bad words, deviancy, or ren fairs, stay away. On another reccommendation, I have spent most of the rest of my waking hours this weekend reading
Something Positive which is even darker than QoW. I have a strong suspicion that Davan, the main character of SP, is channeling for me. Make of that what you will. ;-) Although Davan seems to spend a lot more time playing D&D than I do. What the hell are 3.5 rules? And when did Wizards of the Coast start owning D&D anyway? The things I have to learn from online cartoons. Oh, evidently the author, R. K. Milholland, got one of his inspirations,
The Redneck Tree into Munchkin 3: Clerical Errors as a monster. If the phrase "Gonna make you squeal like a pig" makes you uncomfortable, you should, uh, probably skip that one.
Re: Magic 8 Ball
Perhaps you shouldn't ask questions the answers to which you might not like. ;-) My answers have been satisfactorily vague. You could always ask again.
Weekend Mayhem
So, for those of you wondering: my weekend -
Underworld on Friday - I think I am one of the only people in the world that liked it. It was decent enough for a comic book movie - the Cinamatography was beautiful and the story line was pretty cool, just don't expect good acting - I think I want to see it again sometime to fully make up my mind about it, but I liked it overall.
Cyberfest - was really cool. Wendy and Dave a rad rave buddies. Good music, good fun, good drive!
Now and Zen Fest - after we finally got there, it was really cool. Duran Duran puts on a great show. Loved it.
How was all of your weekends?
Re: Magic 8 Ball
dig it, although it keeps giving me answers I don't like....
Re: Magic 8 Ball
Fun applet there, Mike. :-)
Anybody else ever do this? I used to (and, I admit, still do) go into the toy store, pick up a Magic 8 Ball, and ask the plastic oracle, "Do you really work?"
Silly Toy
I made a silly toy, and thought that you might get a kick out of it. Check out
my Magic 8 Ball applet if you're bored, in search of answers, or in need of a quick fix of quirky retro humor.
Midnight movies
Kamera theaters are still doing Midnight movies on the weekends - I think I'm down for Princess Bride and Fight Club at least - anyone else?
September 19-20--HAROLD AND MAUDE (new print)
September 26-27--THE PRINCESS BRIDE
October 3-4--RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (new print!)
October 10-11--RESERVOIR DOGS
BUBBA HO-TEP (10/11 only at Camera 7)
October 17-18--PULP FICTION
October 24-25--GHOSTBUSTERS (new print!)
SCARY MOVIE 3 (10/24 only at Camera 7)
October 31-November 1--DEAD ALIVE (aka BRAINDEAD) (uncut super splatter Euro version!)
November 7-8--PRETTY IN PINK (new print!)
November 14-15--FIGHT CLUB
Here's info
Giant toothbrush hijacked, later found
A dentist whose 14-foot toothbrush was pulled from the yard in front of his office is grinning again. [
more]
Re: Bunny names
I was particularly amused by this quote from that page: "
NOTE: Use of this list to obtain names for kitties, puppies, gerbils, hamsters, or other fuzzy pets is an abuse of this service and will not be tolerated."
PLANETARY RINGS:
If you happen to be awake before sunrise on Saturday, Sept. 20th, step outside and look up. Saturn and the fat crescent moon will be pleasingly close together in the middle of the constellation Gemini. Even a small telescope will reveal Saturn's magnificent rings.
100 Greatest Musicals
You can vote
here if you like. Notably, the bUffy musical is nominated.
Also The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Muppets Take Manhattan...
The Comprehensive Bunny Name List
Yep, I'm serious. Someone is listing all possible bunny names.
See for yourself.
Arr! It be "Talk Like a Pirate Day"!
Avast, me hearties! Hoist yer grog, land lubbers, and toast the bilge rats wot came up with
this day. Smartly, me beauties and bilge rats!
Top 10 Murder Cities
1. Chicago - 666
2. New York - 660
3. Los Angeles - 588
4. Detroit - 395
5. Philadelphia - 309
6. Houston - 267
7. Baltimore - 256
8. Dallas - 240
9. Washington - 231
10. New Orleans - 213
full report pdf
Neil Gaiman on NPR
On Talk of the Nation today - you can hear
here (heheheheh)
'A Guinea Pig the Size of a Horse'
Fossil Hunters Find Skeleton of Colossal, 'Cuddly' Rodent
Sept. 18, 2003 -- A group of international fossil hunters are reporting a discovery in South America that had them rubbing their eyes in disbelief. As NPR's Christopher Joyce reports, the researchers found a skeleton of a rodent that is bigger than a human. The animal had six-inch long teeth, and weighed nearly one ton. [
more]
Says Laura: That'd need a really big ball
Rhinos!!!!!!!!!
Today, I learned about Paraceratherium, which was the largest land mammal that ever lived, and resembles a very big, muscular giraffe. It is an ancient Rhino.
Here's a fact file:
Paraceratherium (similar to Indricotherium) is a large, extinct, hornless rhinoceros. It was one of the largest land mammals. Adults were about 26 feet (8 m) long, 18 feet (5.5 m) tall, and weighed about 15-20 tons. The skull was 4.25 feet (1.3 m) long. This herbivore ate leaves and twigs from the tops of trees. It had four teeth; two tusk-like front teeth in the top jaw, pointing down and two on the bottom pointing forwards. This extinct ungulate (hoofed mammal) had three toes on each foot and lived from the Oligocene to the early Miocene (roughly 30 million years ago) in central Asia (Pakistan, Mongolia and China). Paraceratherium was first found by English paleontologist C. Forster Cooper in Pakistan in 1910. Classification: Order Perissodactyla (odd-toed ungulates), Family Hyrachyidae (odd-toed ungulates between tapirs and rhinos).
Here's some info on the
evolution of the Rhino.
YAY RHINOS!!!
Disney Back To Fairy Roots
Disney will be returning to its fairy-tale roots with a slate of fantasy-themed movies, USA Today reported. "I noticed that for an organization known for fairy tales, we hadn't done one since Beauty and the Beast," David Stainton, the studio's recently appointed chief of feature animation, told the newspaper. "It's something that the audience wants and we can uniquely present. What makes fairy tales significant are the very deep themes that resonate through them and touch everybody."
Among the upcoming films: a comedic animated Rapunzel, due around 2007; Pretty Ugly, an adult-aimed comedy about a womanizing jerk who loses his looks and must earn a kiss from the girl he scorned to regain them; Uncle Stiltskin, a retelling of Rumpelstiltskin; and The Frog Prince, the newspaper reported.
Also in the pipeline: Miramax's Ella Enchanted, opening next April, starting Anne Hathaway as a young girl living in olden days who must use her wits to foil a curse of obedience, and Dimension Films' Brothers Grimm, starring Heath Ledger and Matt Damon as the fairy-tale creators.
YAY!
McKean re-covers the Sandman Library
ComicBookResources reports: "One of the most succesful trade paperback lines in comics today is going to be getting something of a face lift. DC Comics today announced that award-winning artist Dave McKean will be providing all new cover designs for the new editions of the Sandman Library beginning later this month with the first,
The Sandman: The Doll's House." [
more]
Review: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
So, Paduan and I went to see OUaTIM tonight. It was pretty good. Antonio Banderas kicks much ass for once (usually think he's an idiot) and of course, there's Johnny. Yeah, he did his usual magic. If you are up for a whole lot of violence and some Mexican Kung Fu (gunslingers), then this is your flick.
PP Shirts
Yeah, so I have to re-do them completley so that's it - here's how they will look, no one gets any more input! :-)
OK, so here's the front:
And here's the back:
The deal is that I scanned it in at a normal res (like 300 dpi) but the shop needs a higher res version so I have to do ALL of it over. The chick who is cutting me a break is going out of town for 2 weeks so I have to wait until she gets back, which will cut it close if something gets messed up. Oh well, I'm sure it will turn out all fine....
Sandman Endless Nights Comes out today
Here's what Neil said:
Sandman: Endless Nights comes out tomorrow (Wednesday). (Does a little happy dance.)
I hope you all like it. I'm really really proud of it, and think it's got some of the best comics work I've ever done in it. And the art makes me very thrilled indeed.
Endless Nights is a book that anyone should be able to pick up. People who've already read Sandman will find things in it that people who haven't won't notice, but it should be accessible to anybody.
I'll be heading over to Black Cat sometime today to get my copy.
Here's and article in
Forbes about it.
Need To Track Someone's Movement?
Wherify Wireless has developed a wristwatch sized locator/communicator that uses a combination of GPS satellite signals and Sprint's wireless network to locate, track, or page the induhvidual wearing the device. The induhvidual can also be use the device to send a page for help in an emergency and provide authorities with his/her approximate location.
Going to see tonight at either 7:15 or 8 at winchester depending if anyone else wants to go. If you do, lemme know.
In case you don't think it's worth it - two words: Johnny Depp.
Simon and Garfunkel
November 6 at the Oakland Arena - tickets for crappy seats, but still seats, are 50 and for better are 90. If anyone is interested, let me know soon. I'm going and more than willing to go alone.
CBS Eyes Practical Magic
CBS and Warner Brothers TV are developing an hour-long drama series based on Sandra Bullock's 1998 fantasy movie
Practical Magic, Variety reported. The two companies are working with producer Denise Di Novi, writer Becky Hartman-Edwards and Bullock's Fortis Films, the trade paper reported. [
more at SciFi Wire]
Top Ten Coffee Producing Nations
During some
very important research, I uncovered this little bit of trivia. Here is the top ten list of coffee producers.*
1. Brazil (33.1%)
2. Colombia (15.5%)
3. Indonesia (9.9%)
4. Vietnam (8.5%)
5. Mexico (7.4%)
6. Ethiopia (5.6%)
7. India (5.6%)
8. Guatemala (5.1%)
9. Cote d'Ivoire (4.9%)
10. Uganda (4.4%)
* 1997-1998 crop year, 8962.8 million pounds produced
[ more info at
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/coffee/map.html ]
Quiz: How evil are you?
To bring up an old topic....
My favorite answer: I am the most loved person that you would ever meet. You will never see it coming when I decide it is your time to die.
here's me:
On a scale of 1 to 10 you are a 7. You are obviously evil and there are not very many that are in your league. You belong behind bars to keep the general population safe from you. Unfortunitly as crafty as you are this will probably not happen until many lives have been destroyed.
re:Irentesting
Oh, it was just a Fwd that someone at work sent me.
:]
re:What does your name inspire?
"Inner tension can deplete your physical vitality. " Yeah, I have
NO CLUE what they are talking about there....
Just in Time!
So, just as I finished up season one of Alias (which was REALLY good - you all should borrow and watch it), season 2 of 24 came in the mail today! YAY!!!!!!!
re:Irentesting
This is apparently how I get by in a high tech job with the typing skills of a 3 year old monkey.
ABC to Go Ahead with 8 Simple Rules
ABC Television said on Tuesday it was going ahead with its comedy '8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter' despite the sudden death last week of its star, actor John Ritter. [
more]
Irentesting
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In waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny imrpoetnt tihng is
that frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae
we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Re: Solar Flares on Steroids
Re: Solar Flares on Steroids
Cool, stuff Noelle! Here's
more on magnetars
It's long but the last half is interesting.
Re: Enter the female robots
Re: What does your name inspire?
Hmm...
The name of Carl gives you a very individual, reserved, serious nature. You stick stubbornly to your ideas or decisions, in spite of any appeals or advice; you are not willing to accept a compromise. You prefer to be alone with your own thoughts, rather than in the company of others. This name restricts spontaneity in association and the fluency of your verbal expression. When you are required to express yourself in personal matters requiring finesse and diplomacy, you feel awkward and embarrassed. Although you realize perfectly well what is expected of you, you are unable to find the right words, and hence you end up saying something inappropriate in a candid way. You can express your deeper thoughts and feelings best through writing. Your friendships and personal associations are rather restricted, being limited to those of a similar nature who can understand and accept your rather straightforward yet reserved manner. You are steadfast and loyal, and do not allow gossip or anything belittling to be said against those whom you accept in friendship. You find satisfaction in being outdoors or in getting out into nature, or in dealing with the products of the earth. There is originality and depth of thought contained in this name, particularly along practical and mathematical lines.
Bad taste condom order cancelled
WINNIPEG, Manitoba (Reuters) - A plan to provide prison inmates with a bulk order of fruit-Flavoured condoms was in bad taste and has been cancelled, the cabinet minister in charge of prisons in the Canadian prairie province of Manitoba has told the Winnipeg Free Press newspaper. [
more]
Those wacky Canadians... choking back all sorts of jokes about how those guys got the shaft - hehehehehe
I'm tellin' ya - Germany is messed up.
Two Stage Chainsaw Accident in Insurance Scam
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court convicted two men of staging a chainsaw accident in which one of them cut off the other's thumb and forefinger to claim 40,000 euros ($44,780) in insurance money, authorities said on Friday. [
more]
Lawmaker Wants to Put 'French' Back in Fries
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - To get international help to rebuild Iraq Congress may have to eat some French fries and French toast, according to Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee. [
more]
(mumbling under my breath) F*&^ing tax dollars going to this crap....
Peter Pan Movie Site Update
They have new images up in the gallery, etc. Looks really good so far...
see here!
More on the space elevator
Angle Grinder Man releases clamped cars for free
A man dressed in a Superman-style costume is roaming the streets of London freeing wheel-clamped cars with an angle grinder. [
more]
posted by Neil Gaiman 11:00 PM
In the ideal environmentally correct home of tomorrow, the humble toilet will save water, the bath tub will be for fun and games rather than just hygiene while the wash basin will come in a range of exciting new colours as the bathroom becomes less about keeping clean and more of an "private intimate space, in which scary-looking ladies in gold jump-suits, probably from a planet where they eat kittens, will intrude upon your privacy while caressing the porcelain in an off-puttingly intimate fashion". Normal people will find the experience of visiting a toilet or a bathroom deeply terrifying, and only the brave will ever wash or perform intimate personal functions inside a house. The rest of us will go out to the woods and the walls and the rivers to wash and so on.
They left off the last half of that in the photo caption, but it's implicit in the image, so so I put it back in for them.
You better click on the picture to see what I'm talking about. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030910/241/58607.html
"I think that it's pretty obvious that Canadian politics has been infiltrated by aliens."
The increasingly bitter tone of the Ontario campaign took a surreal turn Friday when a press release from the Tory election machine labelled Liberal Leader Dalton McGuinty a pet-eating alien.
The bizarre insult, contained in a statement e-mailed to media representatives shortly before lunchtime, immediately deflected attention from the health-care agenda that the Conservatives had hoped to pitch Friday.
"Dalton McGuinty," the statement said. "He's an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet."
Conservative Leader Ernie Eves blamed the release on a staffer who apparently "had too much coffee this morning ... too much time."
But he refused to retract the statement. [
more]
hmmmmm, Canada just became more interesting....
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What does your name inspire?
so,
Kev's Friday Five had a
name analysis thingy....
Here's me:
Your first name of Noelle has given you inspirational, idealistic, and dramatic qualities. You have a clever, deep mind and the talent to excel in highly inspirational lines of endeavour as a dramatist, musician, writer, or artist. You can be lifted by beauty in all forms and are at the most creative when inspired. Your expressive, affectionate nature responds quickly through your feelings, but you must guard against being possessive and jealous. Your delight in mystery and your sensitivity to things you do not understand could draw you into occult studies or religions. Unfortunately, it is difficult for you to retain emotional stability, for you can easily swing into moods of depression and self-pity. Your quick temper can flare up suddenly and be over as suddenly, leaving you very sorry for any suffering you have caused.
No comment on this as I vary between thinking that it's accurate and thinking that it would be accurate for 1/2 the population...
Kev said: "It reminds me of a science experiment that (I think) the Amazing Randi (magician, skeptic) did for a PBS or 60 Minutes special.
He handed a personalized horoscope out to an entire class of kids and then had them raise their hands if the horoscope was extremely accurate.
Pretty much the whole class raised their hands.
Then he revealed that they were all looking at the
same 'personalized' horoscope."
Solar Flares on Steroids
Solar flares that scorch Earth's atmosphere are commonplace. But scientists have discovered a few each year that are not like the others: they come from stars thousands of light years away. [
more]
24 hour comic
So there's
this challenge where people are to write a 24 page comic in 24 hours (having never ever concieved of writing a comic, I have no idea if this is unheard of but the "challenge" word indicates that it is). Anyway,
here's Neil's, with a description of said challenge.
Here's the list of people who have done it with some links to their attempts.
The cheap way to the stars - by escalator
They aren't kidding [
more]
Score one for the good guys. . .
Xbox D&D Ready To Ship
Atari has announced that its new Dungeons & Dragons Heroes video game will ship for the Xbox on Sept. 23, the GameSpot Web site reported. This is the first Dungeons & Dragons game for a current-generation console platform, the site reported.
Heroes features offline four-player play in seven environments in a story-driven campaign with a choice of four classic classes: fighter, wizard, cleric and rogue, the site reported. Originally planned for the GameCube and PlayStation 2, Dungeons & Dragons is now an Xbox exclusive.
Weekend in the woods
Yo! I'm back. Lassen was very cool. It is super beautiful up there. Maybe next summer I will plan another trip up there in the 3 week window when it is comfortable to go and camp and you all can come with!
We may plan a "camping in Noelle's back yard" camping trip sometime soon - if you are interested, let me know. We can "hike" to Starbucks and have a fire in the backyard and stuff - it will be fun.
RIP Harry Goz
Aw man, Harry Goz (aka the voice of Captain Murphy of Sealab 2021) died last Thursday. The
story at this site says the cause of death is unknown, but I have read elsewhere that it was cancer. Truly a sad day for Sealab fans everywhere (and his family too, obviously). :-( :-( :-(
Keira Knightley Training for King Arthur
Gaiman is Hugoriffic again!
Quizilicious
Kinda surprised I got this instead of Athena:
Nemesis
Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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My inner child is sixteen years old!
Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while adults might just accept that, I know something's gotta change. And it's gonna change, just as soon as I become an adult and get some power of my own.
How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Re: On the Topic of Sound
It's not a sound that anyone can hear but by definition it is sound. Vibrations through an elastic medium typically a gas or liquid. It's the same thing just bigger and lower. A shockwave I would consider more of a one time occurrence. This is constantly putting out that frequency. I think you're just trying to pull the old "if a tree falls in the woods" bs. hehe
:P
Craft Day
I am thinking the 28th. If anyone has a conflict - let me know.
On the Topic of Sound
The "sounds" previously reported by this publication are, in fact, not sounds. They are "shockwaves". To call that low-frequency vibration "a sound" is like calling the North American continent "some dirt". To stretch the definition of sound well beyond the range of what any sentient being could hear serves no purpose but confusion.
I play bass. I'm in familiar territory here.
Finally, to address those of you who would respond by saying that it was written in a scientific journal, so it must be true. It is a well-known fact that people who write for science journals are those same people who think that velcro instead of shoelaces is a good idea.
Hecate
So I have no desire to work today. Looking up interesting things and wanted to know about the greek goddess that I am like.
First, Willow draws her energy from her so yeah, neat.
Here is a site I found that covers most of it.
A homoerotic love spell dating from the third century describes Her as
"Mistress Ruler of all mankind, all-dreadful one, bursting out of the Earth"
Hekate probably originated in the mythology of the Karians in southwest Asia Minor, and was integrated into Greek religion around the sixth century BCE. However, there is evidence that Hekate evolved from the Egyptian midwife goddess Heqit.
The Olympians 'adopted' Her after they had defeated the Titans, Zeus gave Her dominion over Heaven, Earth & Sea, & they shared the right to grant or withhold gifts from humanity (damn, she's powerful).
The witch Medea of Colchis called herself a daughter of Hekate and invoked her mother for success in her magical arts. When Jason of the Argonauts rejected her, she called upon Hekate for revenge against him. (mmmmmmm Medea, now
that was a story to have volitile high schooler's read -
DON'T give them any IDEAS!!!)
And notably, in a story close to my heart, she told Demeter what happened to Persephone and went with her into the underworld to save her. One the split year agreement is made, Hekate acts as guide for Persephone on Her journeys between the worlds.
Ok, that's my re-cap.
Re: NASA Science News (Black Holes Produce Sound)
Here's one that'll really bake your noodle, then.
Imagine the "sound" that the Sun is making right now.
Re: NASA Science News (Black Holes Produce Sound)
That is absolutely freaking amazing! It boggles my mind how much energy it must take to make a note a million billion times deeper than the limits of human hearing, that travels hundreds of thousands of light years away, constantly for about 2.5 billion years. Even if I couldn't go out there and hear that note. I'd want to feel it.
And cuz I'm not into working, more quiz!
CAMPING!!!!
Yo, I'll be in
Lassen all weekend with probably no cell coverage and I will probably turn my phone off anyway. If you need me to get back to you, leave a message and I'll check once a day and call you back.
This also means that I won't be around tomorrow as we are leaving in the morning. Oh and no game night as I will either be tired and in the bath or home late.
Have a great weekend!
Quiz time! How Old is Your Inner Child?"

My inner child is ten years old!
The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost in a good book, or giggling with my best friend, I live in a world apart, one full of adventure and wonder and other stuff adults don't understand.
How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Christian Bale is Batman!
Warner Bros. announces Bale as the next Dark Knight! [
more]
Huh. not sure what I think about that. I am still attached to Michael Keaton...
E Pluribus Broccoli
Another genius from Wired News'
Furthermore:
Careless Mistakes
A man in North Carolina Saturday managed to pay for $150 of groceries with a $200 bill. He was given $50 in change, and was long gone before the clerk at the Food Lion market noticed that the bill was bogus. Oops. Not only does the U.S. Mint not print a $200 bill, but the fake $200 had a picture of President Bush on the front, and slogans on the back including "We like broccoli" and "USA deserves a tax cut." Plus, a Food Lion representative said its policy is not to accept any bills over $100. No word on whether the store clerk still has a job.
Duuuuuh.
Note the date
So, I in no way want to make a big mushy thing out of this, but I just noted the date.
I think it's kind of important to do so each year, and not because of the loss. Really, the amount of damage that was done here was nothing when compared to what the rest of the people in other parts of the world have to deal with. We are really spoiled brats who have it way better than everyone else and take it for granted. A lot of countries have that and worse happen on a regular basis - which does not make it right, but it makes us pretty lame for making such a big deal out of it when we do very little to help stop it elsewhere.
I think the date should be noted to remind us of that. To remind us that we have it really good. That nothing in our lives is really all that bad when compared to what it could be. We should wake up. We should live with gratitude and wonder. We should appreciate our safety. We should appreciate our educations, our land, and our freedom. We should appreciate eachother.
So, as you go through your day, note the date and be greatful that that event was an isolated incident. Take a moment and be happy with your life.
And a special toy for Kevin...
Kill Bill Full Trailer Up
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer has been honoured with a Hugo award by The World Science Fiction Society.
The series was honoured in the Dramatic Short category for the episode Conversations with Dead People.
Re: Thoughts
I think that it was mean to give dyslexics a name that they have no chance of spelling. It should have been something like "sooos".
Thoughts....
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
New Reading list for everyone!
Word of the day
ipse dixit (IP-see DIK-sit) noun
An assertion without supporting proof.
Hmmm, I do this all the time - didn't know there was a name for it *giggle* (and it's oh so much fun to say!)
Marvel Comic Book Library
Topics Entertainment later this month will release the Marvel Comic Book Library, featuring 100 comic books from the earliest issues of the publisher's characters.
Featured on the CD-ROM are the first 10 issues each of Amazing Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk, Daredevil, X-Men, Fantastic Four, Captain America, Avengers, Sub-Mariner, Iron Man and Silver Surfer.
Also included are character biographies and movie screen savers.
The CD-ROM is compatible for both the PC and Mac and will cost $29.99.
SPELLCHECK!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Blogger gave us
new presents today! Maybe I won't have to spell like an idiot anymore!
Go get the GOTHIKA trailer
Bab5 smackdown
BABYLON 5 star sounds off about show`s creator - Actor Jerry Doyle blasts JMS; JMS responds [
more]
NASA Science News
Astronomers using NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory have detected, for the first time, sound waves rumbling away from a supermassive black hole. The "note," about 57 octaves lower than middle-C, is the deepest ever detected from an object in our Universe. [
more]
Set sail onboard EL CAZADOR today
First issue in CrossGen's new pirates comic goes on sale today [
more]
This book looks like it will be very cool...
Re: Will This Play In Peoria? I hope not.
Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ. Didn't these people learn from DiVX??? People are not interested in their crappy media controlling schemes. Arrrrrrrgggggghhh! A giant flaming meteor is going to smush Eisner and Co. And Disneyland. So go there now, while it's still the happiest place on earth. Well, except for the decapitations and all.
Air Force launches top secret satellite
hmmmm... if it's "top..... secret" then why do we have it up on
CNN?
Will this play in Peoria? I hope not.
Movie & TV News @ IMDb.com: "
Disposable DVDs To Debut Today"
Beginning today (Tuesday), Walt Disney Co.'s Buena Vista Home Entertainment will begin a four-city test of "self-destructing" DVDs.
Re:Hugh Jackman Fans
Um, Steph? what were you looking at - your link sends me to a page selling:
#1 COLON CLEANSER 6 MONTH SUPPLY STOP CANCER*
are you concerned about something we need to know about? **snicker**
A call to a Call to Arms Pérez-signed print
Cinescape reports: "Responding to their fans, CrossGen Entertainment has decided to make available a limited edition poster of the CALL TO ARMS teaser image the company debuted last week."
From Xena to Tarzan's Aunt
Berkeley Breathed returns!
Join me
An account of how Danny Wallace set up his own cult by placing a cryptic small ad in Loot, a local newspaper in England. All it said was "Join me" and people did.
Now he's going Stateside
In case you were curious about bees this morning.
librarian action figure on the way
Free Comic Book Day announced for 2004
Replicant SF Mayoral Candidates?
My brain just exploded
Neil is coming.
Here.
To SJSU.
In October.
I am there.
If you'd like to come with, please get tickets on
Ticketmaster (I already got mine).
I Want To Believe
Maybe Mulder wasn't so crazy after all. Among other Black Ops projects, "Boeing, the world's largest aircraft manufacturer says it is working on anti-gravity propulsion, which could revolutionize conventional aviation." What the... did I miss something in physics? [
article]
Review: Delerium Show
Wendy, Dave, Mike and I went to the delerium show on Saturday night at Bimbo's.
Damn. That was a good show.
They played everything that I wanted them to - I can't believe that they can perform that material live. Anyway, wow.
If they ever play again,
go.
Interview with James Marsters
Possibly some really minor spoilers but he's pretty good about not giving much away.
This is from Dragon Con pannel.
Buffy on Simpsons!
Here's some "TV News" scoop from the current issue of TV Guide magazine (on sale now): Former Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Sarah Michelle Gellar recently recorded an episode of Fox's The Simpsons to air in early 2004. In the episode, the Chosen One plays a kiddie delinquent named Gina who befriends Bart in juvenile detention. She later helps the bad seed escape, and the two go on the lam à la The Defiant Ones.
I was wondering how long this would take....
UNDERWORLD filmmakers sued [
more]
Probe continues in Disneyland death
The Salt Lake Tribune is citing a
Los Angeles Times story.
One Dead in Disneyland Coaster Crash
Check the
story at Yahoo! News.
Turtles lured to disco death in Greece
Oh no!!
LAGANAS, Greece (Reuters) -- Disco lights are luring baby turtles to their deaths on the fringes of a Greek marine park in the Mediterranean Sea. [
more]
It's about time
So this tattoo artist is tattooing idiots who want asian symbols on them but don't know what they mean with "other phrases". [
read here]
LOL!
My favorite part:
Sakai doesn’t feel guilty about using hapless college students as canvases for his graffiti.
"I think I’m helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service.”
CrossGen promotes CALL TO ARMS
CrossGen Entertainment has provided a teaser image from artist George Perez for CALL TO ARMS, a new project. CALL TO ARMS may be linked to the company's secret, company-wide crossover coming out next year called THE WAR. CrossGen had only mentioned their plans for this event during San Diego Comic-Con, and with the image of seven CrossGen characters appearing together, this could be the opening battle before the start of the war.
Pirates DVD Due Dec. 2
I would like to officially request that someone get me this for X-mas. (work it out though so I don't get 5 of them)
Arrrh! The hit Disney movie Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl will come out on DVD on Dec. 2 in a two-disc set, the studio announced. Starring Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom, the Pirates DVD will feature deleted scenes, a gag reel, audio commentary by Depp, a "making-of" featurette, additional filmmaker actor commentary and more, the studio said.
The DVD set will carry a suggested retail price of $29.99. A separate VHS version of the film will also debut, with a suggested retail price of $24.99.
Amazon goodness
Just got Alias season 1 and Angel season 2 if anyone wants to see those shows. Season 2 of 24 is coming soon. I have all previous seasons of all the shows as well as Buffy 1-4 so let me know if you want to borrow.
I think I am just going to watch all shows on DVD - I seem to have a patience issue with normal TV.
DVD TV RULES!
Simpsons Season 1
Holy crap. After like a YEAR of having Wendy's Simpson's Season 1, I finally watched them all (yeah, there's only 13 episodes at 23 minutes each, you think I could have gotten my shit together earlier). Anyway, that show will go down in history as some great TV. Good thing I just gave Wendy season 2 for her birthday, maybe she'll let me borrow that for the next year!
Man killed in Amish tomato-tossing prank
MOUNT HOPE, Ohio (AP) -- It's an annual prank in this tranquil Amish community, where men wear straw hats and women bonnets and plain dresses: Youngsters hide in cornfields and hurl tomatoes at passing cars.
This year, the mischief turned deadly.
A motorist who had been pelted several times on Labor Day got out of his car and fired three to five rounds into the 7-foot-high corn, killing 23-year-old Steven L. Keim. [
more]
OMG! These RULE!!!!
Badassbuddy.com has the most kick ass buddy icons. They are so funny!
(for those of you with IM)
Thank You Napster, Thank You iMusic Store
The Mercury News is reporting that Universal is dropping its wholesale CD price in response to song swapping and online music services. Their target price for CDs in stores is about $10. I think $14-15 is probably more realistic for the smaller stores that I frequent, but that's still an improvement. [
article]
Talk like a pirate day!
September 19!!! Mark your calendars! [
info here]
Re: Firefly
Joss is directing, so that should help a
lot.
Joss Whedon's FIREFLY soars again
Playing quiz catch-up
Which Member of the Endless Are You?
What kind of kiss are you?
You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss that never lessens and always blows your partner away like the first time.
What Mythological Creature Are You? (With Images)
You are a Unicorn. You are beautiful, mysterious, and kind-natured. You love to frolic, socialize, and pretty much rest in your own little paradise.
Which 80's Song Fits You?
"Sweet Dreams" (by Eurythmics)
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
You're more than a little world-weary, but also intelligent and you keep your head when things get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get in the way sometimes.
what kind of girl are you?
creative: you are an individual at school and thats why your friends all think you're amazing. you offer a shoulder to cry on when people need on, you give good advice and overall a very good friend. you enjoy being in the company of others, particularly those closest to you and sometimes depend on your friends too much. but apart from being dependent, you can mostly make it on your own and excel over others. you are fun, good natured and a great person to be around!
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Quiz: Which endless are you?
Baboon Noses Sniffed Out in Reeking Suitcase
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Dutch airport customs officers, alerted by the stench coming from a suitcase, found up to 2,000 baboon noses believed to come from Nigeria and to be destined for traditional healing. [
more]
Need a Prayer? Send an SMS
BOMBAY (Reuters) - Busy Indians are jumping the temple lines during one of Bombay's biggest Hindu festivals by making their offerings through SMS.
For $1.10, plus the message charge, devotees can SMS PUJA (prayer) to the BPL Mobile cellular operator to have prayers said for them at the city's most popular temple to the elephant-headed god Ganesh.
BPL says more than 5,000 people have used the service -- avoiding lines of thousands of people outside temples -- since it was launched Sunday at the start of the annual 10-day festival for Ganesh.
"It helps our subscribers get some sort of a pious feeling," said Krishna Angara, chief operating officer of BPL Mobile, which has almost a million customers in Bombay's Maharashtra state.
After the prayer, the temple sends the BPL customer a receipt, special offerings and a portrait of Ganesh.
So this is what a goddess looks like
So, in Nepal, they have a living goddess. Here's
info on her.
Doesn't look all that impressive to me....
Hey,
look, she kind of a brat too.
Actors Test For Batman
Warner Brothers and director Christopher Nolan will test several hot new actors for the title role in the studio's proposed fifth Batman movie, which is scheduled to start shooting in February 2004, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Sources told the trade paper that during the next three days, several young actors are expected to test for the role, including Jake Gyllenhaal, Christian Bale, Joshua Jackson, Cillian Murphy, Henry Cavill and Eion Bailey.
Meanwhile, sources said that Hugh Dancy (King Arthur) may test if his schedule permits and he is able to shave the beard his Arthur character, Galahad, is sporting, the trade paper reported.
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Re: Anybody do anything interesting over the weekend?
Let's see: I drove past Tenaya Lake and under the shadow of Carahadras (that's what I internally refer to the large red mountain facing you as come down the straightaway before the last main curve in the Tioga pass) and through the high desert and alpine meadows of the Mono Basin to get to Mamoth Lakes. I listened to the yipping of coyotes under a clear, star filled sky in Inyo National Forest. I hauled a sack weighing roughly 1/3 my body weight over ~14 miles of rugged terrain at high (8000-10000 feet) altitudes. I clambered up a 1/4 mile long boulder field to gaze upon beautiful Garnet Lake (9680 feet elevation). I helped fend off a black bear from our camp, although it later returned to feast on some food that did not make it into the bear cannisters before the initial feint and had to be chucked away. Got to listen to one of the bears (Momma brought the kids) chew through a can of chicken. I braved rain, hail, thunder, lightning, and a distinct lack of oxygen. Watched the stars in the cold mountain air at night until I got tired and crawled into my tent, which was perched on the edge of a low cliff. The Milky Way looked like a faint cloud stretching over the roof of the world. I sat by the side of Garnet Lake at dawn and looked up at Mt Ritter and Mt Banner, which are like giant incisors cutting into the sky, with bits of snow and/or glacier hanging off the side. I saw a brilliant rainbow stretch from one side of the lake to the other after the precipitation ended. I crossed over a 10000+ high pass to see
another beautiful alpine valley. After decending a few miles, we camped in a valley recently departed by elves with Ritter and Banner behind us to the southwest, the Minarets to the southeast, and Volcanic Ridge to the north. Shadow Lake was visible from atop a huge, smooth spine of (I think) granite that our camp was nestled beneath. A river meandered through a meadow that was clearly a flood plain in wetter times of the year and made waterfall after waterfall through the rock as it descended down to Shadow Lake. Saw an amazing sunset where the clouds looked like they were aflame before settling in for the evening and rising to see the sun explode over the ridge behind Shadow Lake in the morning. Hiked down through a rugged canyon with steep waterfalls (San Joaquin River, I think) before ascending a short ways up the dry canyon back to our start point. Said goodbye to Inyo/Mamoth and drove back through Hot 'N Flat to the Bay Area (about 6 hours from Inyo to Redwood City). Made a new friend. Instructed a toddler in new phrases, like "judicial system."
Does that count as interesting? If not, sorry for the wasted electrons.